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The Unfortunate Story of Alcohol

sweet dick vega — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:15:31 +0000

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well this collection of pictures tells a story worth a billion trillion words.

It begins here.

IT’S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Game over!!!!!!!!! Alcohol fucking ETHER’D this guy!!!!! LOL

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DJ Roomba = Aziz Ansari Comedy Gold!!

sweet dick vega — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:43:56 +0000

The funniest show on TV right now is Parks & Recreation. And one of the best characters on that show is Tom, played by Aziz Ansari. Come meet him.

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That promo clip captures everything that is awesome about Aziz Ansari on this show. It seems like he is able to get his brand of comedy through his character. Much like the most recent addition of DJ Roomba to the show.

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And here’s another hilarious clip from a recent episode. Aziz throwing in the Montell Jordan reference is too good!!!!!!!

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Keep up Aziz!!!!!

Oh Snap!! drops “Funk Dat”, 2010 version!

sweet dick vega — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:18:07 +0000

The infamous Oh Snap!! crew has done it again with a stellar update to the classic 90s hip-house track “Funk Dat” by Sagat.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, take a quick history lesson below with the original:

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Now peep the updated 2010 version by Oh SNapp!! for some more current lyrics with a video to match. LOL.

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CLASSIC! I can’t wait to play the new game of “Homeless or Hipster” with my homies. You can download the whole song over at their blog.

Air Guitar Golden God (VIDEO)

sweet dick vega — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:19:15 +0000

I love people who are passionate about somehting, no matter how stupid it might seem to others. This guy kills it on air guitar.

He definitely dresses the part too. So dope!

Billy Mays at a drive thru, LOL

sweet dick vega — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:09:35 +0000

Its been a tough week for celebrity deaths. We all know Michael Jackson, but some might not know Billy Mays as well.

We’ve all seen his commercials, and some people even enjoy his new show “Pitchmen”. It’s a real interesting look at his profession, and I’ve grown to really like this guy. Seems like a real good hearted fella.

Here he is ordering food at a McDonald’s drive thru using his famous pitch delivery. Classic.

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R.I.P.

The Evolution of a Dance Party

Sharpsound — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:02:29 +0000

Next time you see that one guy all alone on the dance floor , you know what to do!

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Phone Sex with 90s slang, Bust A Move! LOL

sweet dick vega — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:42:15 +0000

Remember all that 90s slang we used to use back in the day. This prank caller makes a phone sex lady use it for him. So funny, LOL.

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The lady came up with some dope shit on the spot! My favorite line was the boom shaka laka, which almost made the dude laugh. Classic.

Shaquille O’Neal vs Krispy Kreme. LOL

sweet dick vega — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:56:58 +0000

Apparently, the Heat’s old homie Shaq cannot be eating Krispy Kreme donuts in his diet. This video shows his battle.

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Funny to see how small those donuts look in his hand. He has some strong will power.

Look At This Fucking Hipster. LOL

sweet dick vega — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:21:04 +0000

There is a website dedicated to showing off the worst, most ridiculously dressed hipsters. As expected, its full of laughs.

Not all of them are dressed too, LOL.

Too funny. Check out the site here.

Naked Wizard gets tazed. LOL

sweet dick vega — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:54:34 +0000

Some dude who was high on something felt the need to take his clothes off at a festival. He later got tasered for the stunt.

Never mind the fact that this guy got tasered… but is that the smallest penis in the world??? Jebus. I’m never doing drugs!

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.